Stoner Dog

"I Should Plug These headphones in" *Puts headphone jack into ear*

I'm too high to remember shit but you still owe my $23.80 from three weeks ago

I'm too high to remember shit but you still owe my $23.80 from three weeks ago  Stoner Dog

Driving to get weed Packs bowl for the ride

Driving to get weed Packs bowl for the ride  Stoner Dog

Stop at a Stop Sign For 12 minutes

Stop at a Stop Sign For 12 minutes  Stoner Dog

Pause music to take a hit

Pause music to take a hit  Stoner Dog

Pause music to watch a video forget about music and never unpause

Pause music to watch a video forget about music and never unpause  Stoner Dog

Twinkle twinkle little star Lets smoke weed inside my car

Twinkle twinkle little star Lets smoke weed inside my car  Stoner Dog

Turn on radio discover the hidden musical genius of Ke$ha

Turn on radio discover the hidden musical genius of Ke$ha  Stoner Dog

He said my story was cool and he called me "bro"

He said my story was cool and he called me

Go through Mcdonalds Drive Through Forgets pin when debit machine is handed to him

Go through Mcdonalds Drive Through Forgets pin when debit machine is handed to him  Stoner Dog
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