Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So what are you doing with your time since you stepped won from Apple? I get payroll to pick an employee at random and have them shipped to my secret island and I hunt them. Do you lose any? Nah. They didnt ditch their ipods. "privacy" lolz

So what are you doing with your time since you stepped won from Apple? I get payroll to pick an employee at random and have them shipped to my secret island and I hunt them. Do you lose any? Nah.  They didnt ditch their ipods.

Some guy named Jason is trying to make a Quicktime file work in PowerPoint. What's PowerPoint? What's QuickTime?

Some guy named Jason is trying to make a Quicktime file work in PowerPoint. What's PowerPoint? What's QuickTime?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I went to a bank yesterday to talk about a loan. What do you need a loan for? I don't, the bank does.

I went to a bank yesterday to talk about a loan. What do you need a loan for? I don't, the bank does.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Ive been thinking of buying a pet bird. What kind? A dodo

Ive been thinking of buying a pet bird. What kind? A dodo  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

You know, some things money can't buy Such as?

You know, some things money can't buy Such as?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? I don't know Niggers

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? I don't know Niggers  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Why did the man suicide? He missed the iPhone sale? No, he was forced to watch twilight.

Why did the man suicide? He missed the iPhone sale? No, he was forced to watch twilight.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Remember when i was alive and sold my fjortissgear to sosser? No. Me neither.

Remember when i was alive and sold my fjortissgear to sosser? No. Me neither.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Hey i heard your hows was designed by using a mac Yeah, Hey i heard your house has windows.

Hey i heard your hows was designed by using a mac Yeah,   Hey i heard your house has windows.   Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Hey you know whats embarrasing? What? Trying to use a vending machine

Hey you know whats embarrasing? What? Trying to use a vending machine  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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