Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So you met him at the Disney Board meeting? I told him it was the dumbest fucking idea i've ever heard. What did you tell him about his phone?

So you met him at the Disney Board meeting? I told him it was the dumbest fucking idea i've ever heard. What did you tell him about his phone?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So it's quite tough out there with this crisis, even for me. You're joking right? No.........oke I was.

So it's quite tough out there  with this  crisis, even for me. You're  joking right? No.........oke I was.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Remember that iPhone 4 Jordan bought? Yeah, those phones are cool. Not anymore.....iPhone 5 yo!

Remember that iPhone 4 Jordan bought? Yeah, those phones are cool. Not anymore.....iPhone 5 yo!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

You know why they made the new 20s? Cause I got all the old ones.

You know why they made the new 20s? Cause I got all the old ones.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Bill, you know what the difference is between our companies? Sure. My employees make Windows. Yours jump out of them.

Bill, you know what the difference is between our companies? Sure. My employees make Windows. Yours jump out of them.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

They told me that you're psychic, right? Yes, I am. And what do you predict? We will be in the same pose now.

They told me that you're psychic, right? Yes, I am. And what do you predict? We will be in the same pose now.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

O bolo... Shi kush po flet... O BOOOOOLOOO

O bolo... Shi kush po flet... O BOOOOOLOOO  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Eliana thinks she's going to be as rich as me. Why wouldn't she be? because she's a woman.

Eliana thinks she's going to be as rich as me. Why wouldn't she be? because she's a woman.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Did you hear about that new drug similar to marijuana No. It kills That's not funny. But only if you aren't spiritually enlightened

Did you hear about that new drug similar to marijuana No. It kills That's not funny. But only if you aren't spiritually enlightened  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Alright do you think we should keep the new lock No. what should we replace him with? Another... MAGE

Alright do you think we should keep the new lock No. what should we replace him with? Another... MAGE  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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