Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

me and my friends went to see avatar last night you blaze before? we smoked a huge blunt

me and my friends went to see avatar last night you blaze before? we smoked a huge blunt  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Please, please can I touch you. Just a little bit? take your hand back before I cut it off.

Please, please can I touch you. Just a little bit? take your hand back before I cut it off.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I could give everyone in Africa enough money to eat for MONTHS Will you? What do you think?

I could give everyone in Africa enough money to eat for MONTHS Will you? What do you think?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I heard you're going to release Lion soon... And then I'll force everyone to upgrade so they can use their devices You monster

I heard you're going to release Lion soon... And then I'll force everyone to upgrade so they can use their devices You monster  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

How easy would it be to totally pull the wool over the eyes of entire United States? Well first off, report that you've kill Osama.... ... Bin Ladnen, THEN report you dumped his body in the ocean?

How easy would it be to totally pull the wool over the eyes of entire United States? Well first off, report that you've kill Osama.... ... Bin Ladnen, THEN report you dumped his body in the ocean?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

dude...our apt smells like shit... who is gonna take out our trash? christian

dude...our apt smells like shit... who is gonna take out our trash? christian  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Remember the time we made love on the dishwasher? No. Me neither.

Remember the time we made love on the dishwasher? No. Me neither.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

You should totally come over man Why's that?

You should totally come over man Why's that?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

hey u know wut's cool? What man? We are high....ha....

hey u know wut's cool? What man? We are high....ha....  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Whats that? Cancer! There is one thing I am glad my foundation hasn't cured...

Whats that? Cancer! There is one thing I am glad my foundation hasn't cured...  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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