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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

People always ask me how I became successful. Guy with a PhD asked me that same question. Who is PhD?

People always ask me how I became successful. Guy with a PhD asked me that same question. Who is PhD? Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Do you use a pc? No. I do!

Do you use a pc? No. I do! Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Ajd, bacit cemo novcic. Sta je to?

Ajd, bacit cemo novcic. Sta je to? Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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I had to quit my job at Apple. I'm very sick and can't work anymore. Did you tell them iQuit? I wish you had cancer...

I had to quit my job at Apple. I'm very sick and can't work anymore. Did you tell them iQuit? I wish you had cancer... Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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So then we filled up Helms Derp with water. The whole server crashed! How'd you fix it? We just let Q do it.

So then we filled up Helms Derp with water. The whole server crashed! How'd you fix it? We just let Q do it. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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...and then my kids woke me up early in the morning and noticed i had no alarm clock. So, ofcourse i bought a- New alarm clock? New children.

...and then my kids woke me up early in the morning and noticed i had no alarm clock. So, ofcourse i bought a- New alarm clock? New children. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Do you have any change? I only have two million dollar bills on me. ...so you do have change...

Do you have any change? I only have two million dollar bills on me. ...so you do have change... Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Have you heard of my new Hyper V? Isn't that the awesome hyper-visor with efficient memory and processor usage? No, that's VMWare.

Have you heard of my new Hyper V? Isn't that the awesome hyper-visor with efficient memory and processor usage? No, that's VMWare. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Hey Steve, what do you do with that $1 a year salary of yours? Why, do you want it? Yeah, I'm going to a stripclub and I want to tip all the dancers.

Hey Steve, what do you do with that $1 a year salary of yours? Why, do you want it? Yeah, I'm going to a stripclub and I want to tip all the dancers. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Have you heard about this thing called "toilet paper"? Toilet paper? To clean up after you take a dump? Some people actually don't use 100 dollar bills to wipe their ass

Have you heard about this thing called
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