Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So I'm getting people to suck my dick. How much are you paying them? They're Paying me.

So I'm getting people to suck my dick. How much are you paying them? They're Paying me.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So then i followed her home waait.. an then what? ;)

So then i followed her home waait.. an then what? ;)  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Everytime I laugh I poop money No kidding! Me too!

Everytime I laugh I poop money No kidding! Me too!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Sabes que voy a donar la mitad de mi fortuna? No jodas! A quien? A tu puta madre!

Sabes que voy a donar la mitad de mi fortuna? No jodas! A quien? A tu puta madre!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Remember that bet, that led to that thing? No. Nor do I.

Remember that bet, that led to that thing? No. Nor do I.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

You know that water in your bottle? It's my pee.

You know that water in your bottle? It's my pee.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

What do you say we concoct a fake rivalry between two basically redundant companies? So we both can get super rich? OH SNAP!

What do you say we concoct a fake rivalry between two basically redundant companies? So we both can get super rich? OH SNAP!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Did you hear Billy's leaving.. Oh really? Still a Bastid though.

Did you hear Billy's leaving.. Oh really? Still a Bastid though.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Sabe oq eu fiz com o dinheiro com que eu roubei o banco? Nao, oq vc fez? Comprei outro banco

Sabe oq eu fiz com o dinheiro com que eu roubei o banco? Nao, oq vc fez? Comprei outro banco  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Peter heeft die kaartjes voor de meting verkeerd gemaakt! Oh, echt?! Ja, maar we pakken hem nog wel!

Peter heeft die kaartjes voor de meting verkeerd gemaakt! Oh, echt?! Ja, maar we pakken hem nog wel!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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