Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Hey, I got a paypal email saying my account would be limited until they hear from me! Really? Did you call? Well. Their non-limit accounts can do $4000.

Hey, I got a paypal email saying my account would be limited until they hear from me! Really? Did you call? Well. Their non-limit accounts can do $4000.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Oh ya? Why is that? You're gonna love the afterlife Bill. Everyone has a Zune.

Oh ya? Why is that? You're gonna love the afterlife Bill. Everyone has a Zune.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I made retail employees open stores an hour early to accomodate people wanting iPad2. How many did you ship to each store? Six.

I made retail employees open stores an hour early to accomodate people wanting iPad2. How many did you ship to each store? Six.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I am Thomas. I had a cousin named Thomas. He must have been a real asshole.

I am Thomas. I had a cousin named Thomas.  He must have been a real asshole.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I am training Matt in the art of solitude. He's beginning to look a little like me!

I am training Matt in the art of solitude. He's beginning to look a little like me!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Tani po qe plasi leku Pse? Vdiq Steve Jobs

Tani po qe plasi leku Pse? Vdiq Steve Jobs  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Did you hear I'm dead? Yeah, sorry to hear about that. Pancreatic Cancer? Nope. Then what was it? Turns out God wanted the iPhone 5, not the iPhone 4S. So he was upset. So he killed you for it? No, he just made me allergic to money.

Did you hear I'm dead? Yeah, sorry to hear about that. Pancreatic Cancer? Nope. Then what was it? Turns out God wanted the iPhone 5, not the iPhone 4S. So he was upset. So he killed you for it? No, he just made me allergic to money.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Dave and I finally had sex last night Was his cock big? I never saw it

Dave and I finally had sex last night Was his cock big? I never saw it  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I didn't your feelings with that did i? Feelings? Ain't got none.

I didn't your feelings with that did i? Feelings? Ain't got none.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Minha amiga anda tendo muitos problemas com o sistema dela... ela usa Mac ou Windows? Linux...

Minha amiga anda tendo muitos problemas com o sistema dela... ela usa Mac ou Windows? Linux...  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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