Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

They say you're in Heaven now, Steve, but I don't believe it. Why's that, Bill? Even God can't figure out how to run Halo on a Mac.

They say you're in Heaven now, Steve, but I don't believe it. Why's that, Bill? Even God can't figure out how to run Halo on a Mac.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Have you seen my new iPad? Don't you like all of the new features? Obvi.

Have you seen my new iPad? Don't you like all of the new features? Obvi.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So who's gonna take your place when you're gone? I was thinking Max Freeman.. Is that the one that still uses Linux?

So who's gonna take your place when you're gone? I was thinking Max Freeman.. Is that the one that still uses Linux?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Windows is better than Mac No Mac is better than Windows Well Windows is better than your mom Bitch...

Windows is better than Mac No Mac is better than Windows Well Windows is better than your mom Bitch...  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Come meet your maker! What was that? My penis...

Come meet your maker! What was that? My penis...  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So I won a poker game against Howard Stringer the other day. Oh really? What did you win? Sony Games.

So I won a poker game against Howard Stringer the other day. Oh really? What did you win? Sony Games.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I had a chilled out weekend same here, but do you know who DIDNT have a chilled out weeked?.. shit man its sunday today, the weekend went quick! MUJ fukin workoholic!

I had a chilled out weekend same here, but do you know who DIDNT have a chilled out weeked?.. shit man its sunday today, the weekend went quick! MUJ fukin workoholic!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

if you don't have -- an island?

if you don't have -- an island?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Have you heard it? Heard what? That Mac OSX. . . That Mac OSX. . . . . Is terrible

Have you heard it? Heard what? That Mac OSX. . . That Mac OSX. . . . . Is terrible  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

You know that water in your bottle? It's my pee.

You know that water in your bottle? It's my pee.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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