Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I'm so thirsty, luckily I brought this bottle of water with me Good luck, I glued the cap on. Just try to open it Urrrggghh! Don't fuck with me Jobs. I'm dangerous!

I'm so thirsty, luckily I brought this bottle of water with me Good luck, I glued the cap on. Just try to open it Urrrggghh! Don't fuck with me Jobs. I'm dangerous!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Did you know cocaine is bad for you? Really? No. It's only bad for people that can't afford it.

Did you know cocaine is bad for you? Really? No. It's only bad for people that can't afford it.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Are we still besties? Besties with testies. Sweet.

Are we still besties? Besties with testies. Sweet.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Sphincter.

Sphincter.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

They told me there's been nitrous oxide leak in the building somewhere I suppose we should leave soon then..

They told me there's been nitrous oxide leak in the building somewhere I suppose we should leave soon then..  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Remember when I fucked your wife last week at the swingers party? Yeah.... And? When she came she screamed your name. Bawwww... that's so sweet.

Remember when I fucked your wife last week at the swingers party? Yeah.... And? When she came she screamed your name. Bawwww... that's so sweet.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Cancer? Cancer ... :( Dont worry, im gunna kill everybody first with vaccines and genetically engineered mosquitoes !

Cancer? Cancer ... :( Dont worry, im gunna kill everybody first with vaccines and genetically engineered mosquitoes !  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Remember when we used to be poor? What the fuck does "poor" mean?

Remember when we used to be poor? What the fuck does

I bought 500 Ipads the other day. Oh really? That's so nice of you to suppport me. Only because store was out of paper plates.

I bought 500 Ipads the other day. Oh really? That's so nice of you to suppport me. Only because store was out of paper plates.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

hey man hey ok on the count of 3 ..1 ...2 ....

hey man hey ok on the count of 3    ..1 ...2 ....  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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