Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So, how about that human cantipad! What about it? Did you teach it to read?

So, how about that human cantipad! What about it? Did you teach it to read?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So apple a day keeps the Doctor Away? yeah thats what they say You better have health insurance

So apple a day keeps the Doctor Away? yeah thats what they say You better have health insurance  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

How is that kid that used to pick on you in high school doing? Oh, not so well...

How is that kid that used to pick on you in high school doing? Oh, not so well...  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Hey, remember that time we burned money in front of poor people? Which time?

Hey, remember that time we burned money in front of poor people? Which time?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Have you heard about this Larry Page asshole? Yea, he's trying to be like me. I know, me to. There's no way he can be like us. Why? He gives shit away for free!

Have you heard about this Larry Page asshole? Yea, he's trying to be like me. I know, me to. There's no way he can be like us. Why? He gives shit away for free!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So Steve, do we get to take our billions with us to Heaven when we die? I'm afraid not, Bill I guess I'll see you in Hell then!

So Steve, do we get to take our billions with us to Heaven when we die? I'm afraid not, Bill I guess I'll see you in Hell then!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Which one of us is cooler? That's easy, Bill. Me. Biyatch!

Which one of us is cooler? That's easy, Bill. Me. Biyatch!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So, did you hear that I retired from my job? When did you work?

So, did you hear that I retired from my job? When did you work?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

aight hit this bong yo naw you go for it man NAW FUCK THAT I PACKED IT YOU HIT IT!

aight hit this bong yo naw you go for it man NAW FUCK THAT I PACKED IT YOU HIT IT!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So God left his iPhone laying around, so I created shortcuts that automatically changed his texts... You didnt... Yeah! So his text to Moses was "Anal, anal, anal, anal...Seriously!"

So God left his iPhone laying around, so I created shortcuts that automatically changed his texts... You didnt...
 Yeah!  So his text to Moses was
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