Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I just purchased a tropical island Have you bought anything lately Bill ? Just the United States Justice Department.

I just purchased a tropical island Have you bought anything lately Bill ? Just the United States Justice Department.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

You know apple just came out with Lion right, when is windows 8 coming out? It should be out after we find all the things we wanna steal from Lion, so 2 years. Thats about the time well introduce the OS XI Bird series. Well just steal that too Dolla Dolla

You know apple just came out with Lion right, when is windows 8 coming out? It should be out after we find all the things we wanna steal from Lion, so 2 years. Thats about the time well introduce the OS XI Bird series. Well just steal that too Dolla Dolla  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

MY JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME........BUT IT'S OK, THERE'S PLENTY MORE OF THEM IN THE SEA WHAT? TOO TSUN-AMI? DUDE WTF?

MY JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME........BUT IT'S OK, THERE'S PLENTY MORE OF THEM IN THE SEA WHAT? TOO TSUN-AMI? DUDE WTF?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

My super yacht is bigger that yours I don't have a super yacht Nyay nyay I win I just bought the company that built your Super Yacht Nyah Nyah and just like my OS is will float but won't take you anywhere

My super yacht is bigger that yours I don't have a super yacht Nyay nyay I win I just bought the company that built your Super Yacht
Nyah Nyah 
and just like my OS is will float but won't take you anywhere  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I went to a bank yesterday to talk about a loan. What do you need a loan for? I don't, the bank does.

I went to a bank yesterday to talk about a loan. What do you need a loan for? I don't, the bank does.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I was a vegetarian for 5 years Why did you quit? Bacon.

I was a vegetarian for 5 years Why did you quit? Bacon.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I have an idea... We'll create viruses... ...then sell the anti-virus software!

I have an idea... We'll create viruses... ...then sell the anti-virus software!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Nice jeans! Where did you get those? In Penny's, I got em 50% off. Come here big boy I'll get em 100% off.

Nice jeans!
Where did you get those? In Penny's, I got em 50% off. Come here big boy I'll get em 100% off.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I found one penny in the street, yesterday. What did you do? put a 1000-dollar bill to it that it's worth it.

I found one penny in the street, yesterday. What did you do? put a 1000-dollar bill to it that it's worth it.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

hey hvorfor kser vi paa scout? for at faa coins? fjollede vi har jo raad til at koebe hele s2.

hey hvorfor kser vi paa scout? for at faa coins? fjollede vi har jo raad til at koebe hele s2.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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