Stare Dad

Dad, why is the TBT so boring? Because.. .. because what? I'M A JURYMEMBER!

Dad, why is the TBT so boring? Because.. .. because what? I'M A JURYMEMBER!  Stare Dad

Dad, why am I here?!?! You need to find yourself son. Find? How? You're Stuck in the Matrix! GET OUT!!!

Dad, why am I here?!?! You need to find yourself son. Find? How?  You're Stuck in the Matrix! GET OUT!!!  Stare Dad

Dad! Daaad! kids at school say that God could be female... oh, he's definitely male... how do you know? if God were female, we would all be sandwiches.

Dad! Daaad! kids at school say that God could be female... oh, he's definitely male... how do you know? if God were female, we would all be sandwiches.  Stare Dad

I hate you joe! Shut up. I'm telling my father.. I AM YOUR FATHER

I hate you joe! Shut up. I'm telling my father.. I AM YOUR FATHER  Stare Dad

BLEHHHAGHHHH!!! What in the blue fuck are ya doin' SON! 420? YOU SRS ?!

BLEHHHAGHHHH!!! What in the blue fuck are ya doin' SON! 420? YOU SRS ?!  Stare Dad

I hate the cunts on Ultimate Team! Why, son? They're tight bastards Well, it sounds like you need to hear the story about Walter Gargano..

I hate the cunts on Ultimate Team! Why, son? They're tight bastards Well, it sounds like you need to hear the story about Walter Gargano..   Stare Dad

Who are you? What did you do with my mother?! It's me Billy. Who...? Mom.

Who are you? What did you do with my mother?! It's me Billy. Who...? Mom.  Stare Dad

Dad, a dog bit me ! Are you wounded ? Yes .... i think he hit a vein.. Let's take a salt bath !

Dad, a dog bit me ! Are you wounded ? Yes .... i think he hit a vein.. Let's take a salt bath !  Stare Dad

Dad am I alive!? yes son ... nope CHUCK TESTA.

Dad am I alive!? yes son ... nope CHUCK TESTA.  Stare Dad

Dad,Mom wont make dinner what....WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY mom wont make dinner I will Choke a Bitch

Dad,Mom wont make dinner what....WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY mom wont make dinner I will Choke a Bitch  Stare Dad
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