Stare Dad

Dad, the new Dream Theater's album is awesome!!! Son... ??? Cumshot my way!

Dad, the new Dream Theater's album is awesome!!! Son... ??? Cumshot my way!  Stare Dad

I hate my life!! Good. What? WHAT?

I hate my life!! Good. What? WHAT?   Stare Dad

Orlando is being an anti-christ! Well, shave his head. but it's roapie IT'S WHAT?!

Orlando is being an anti-christ! Well, shave his head. but it's roapie IT'S WHAT?!  Stare Dad

Dad, our dog died!! Go tell your mom to get a new one. You devorced with her i said get your f***** a** out there and get a new one

Dad, our dog died!! Go tell your mom to get a new one. You devorced with her i said get your f***** a** out there and get a new one  Stare Dad

Dad, Darth vader is in the yard! Are you sure? ... I am not afraid of him...

Dad, Darth vader is in the yard! Are you sure? ... I am not afraid of him...  Stare Dad

Daddy! There's a pony sitting in our living room cross eyed! No there isn't son. YES THERE IS! KILL IT.

Daddy! There's a pony sitting in our living room cross eyed! No there isn't son. YES THERE IS! KILL IT.   Stare Dad

DAD! I can't kill singed! Did you chase him? Yes... YOU DON'T CHASE SINGED

DAD! I can't kill singed! Did you chase him? Yes... YOU DON'T CHASE SINGED  Stare Dad

Dad, there's a black out! Call 911 The powers out Blacks are learning!

Dad, there's a black out! Call 911 The powers out Blacks are learning!  Stare Dad

Dad, theres a dead hooker upstairs! I know. so... I know!

Dad, theres a dead hooker upstairs! I know. so... I know!  Stare Dad

Dad, I failed Astronomy!!! What's the closest star to the Earth? Uhhh... Aries? The Sun.

Dad, I failed Astronomy!!! What's the closest star to the Earth? Uhhh... Aries? The Sun.  Stare Dad
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