Stare Dad

Ali! Scott's projectile vomited everywhere Whatever It was on your new wok Hhe's What?!

Ali! Scott's projectile vomited everywhere Whatever It was on your new wok Hhe's What?!  Stare Dad

dad! some kid said i was the real slim shady! what? ....slim shady? please stand up.

dad! some kid said i was the real slim shady! what? ....slim shady? please stand up.   Stare Dad

Hey uncle, I want candy! Im busy right now. I'll keep bothering you. Get nahuy.

Hey uncle, I want candy! Im busy right now. I'll keep bothering you. Get nahuy.  Stare Dad

Dad! The maid said our house is haunted! Son..pack your bags ...why? WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!

Dad! The maid said our house is haunted! Son..pack your bags ...why? WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!  Stare Dad

Dad, I just saw Spider-Man 3!!! So? I liked it. You will be the downfall of your generation.

Dad, I just saw Spider-Man 3!!! So? I liked it. You will be the downfall of your generation.  Stare Dad

DAD, my friends are all being attacked ...Use Fireball But..area damade USE FIREBALL!!

DAD, my friends are all being attacked ...Use Fireball But..area damade USE FIREBALL!!  Stare Dad

The US Dollar is being inflated into oblivion! Soon it'll be totally worthless! Relax. Economists say the economy is recovering! The ones who failed to predict the 08 collapse? UH OH...

The US Dollar is being inflated into oblivion! Soon it'll be totally worthless! Relax. Economists say the economy is recovering! The ones who failed to predict the 08 collapse? UH OH...  Stare Dad

daddy!!! yes brenna? he won't text me back oh well you ugly

daddy!!! yes brenna? he won't text me back oh well you ugly  Stare Dad

Dad, I was raped! That's great. I'm pregnant now. Dafuq?

Dad, I was raped! That's great.  I'm pregnant now.  Dafuq?  Stare Dad

Dad! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet .. what? Did I fucking stutter?

Dad! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet .. what? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad
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