Stare Dad

Dad..why did you leave this cup and this video camera in my bed? Because I wanted to make a parody movie ..called what? I'll give you a clue. It starts with "two men"

Dad..why did you leave this cup and this video camera in my bed? Because I wanted to make a parody movie ..called what? I'll give you a clue. It starts with

Dad, I got a girl pregnant! Is she cute? Why does that matter? Cuz in this family, we fuck bad bitches only!!!

Dad, I got a girl pregnant! Is she cute? Why does that matter? Cuz in this family, we fuck bad bitches only!!!  Stare Dad

Dad wheres my internet! You need to revise But im stuupid I know!

Dad wheres my internet! You need to revise But im stuupid I know!  Stare Dad

My heart is broken! Let's get a doctor... ...why? To examine your vagina.

My heart is broken! Let's get a doctor... ...why? To examine your vagina.  Stare Dad

Dad! I woke up and their was blood in my bed! I know How? There was blood on my dick this morning.

Dad! I woke up and their was blood in my bed! I know How? There was blood on my dick this morning.   Stare Dad

Dad! Mum says she doesn't have time to make sandwiches for us Get the axe what for? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME

Dad! Mum says she doesn't have time to make sandwiches for us Get the axe what for? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME  Stare Dad

Uhu Katya!doesn't like me dad Duh!no wonder Huh?why? you got yourself a baldspot bitch!

Uhu Katya!doesn't like me dad Duh!no wonder Huh?why? you got yourself a baldspot bitch!  Stare Dad

I'm having nightmares about the bad guy from Gangs of New York! Which one? That Daniel Day-Lewis! YOU MEAN ME?

I'm having nightmares about the bad guy from Gangs of New York! Which one? That Daniel Day-Lewis! YOU MEAN ME?  Stare Dad

So do me a favor The next time you See her? Ask your girl what my dick taste like

So do me a favor The next time you See her? Ask your girl what my dick taste like  Stare Dad

Dad,my hamster is in your room Open the door. Get on the floor EVERYONE WALKS THE DINOSAUR

Dad,my hamster is in your room Open the door. Get on the floor EVERYONE WALKS THE DINOSAUR  Stare Dad
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