Stare Dad

Dad! I just watched the first three episodes of Star Wars One and two don't exist. ... what? Did I fucking stutter?

Dad! I just watched the first three episodes of Star Wars  One and two don't exist.  ... what? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad

I dropped my pants at the water fountain and the big kid cut my weenie off! We'd better get you a belt they cut off my weenie!! That's great!! I always wanted you to be a girl son! I'm really your mom!

I dropped my pants at the water fountain and the big kid cut my weenie off! We'd better get you a belt  they cut off my weenie!! That's great!! I always wanted you to be a girl son! I'm really your mom!  Stare Dad

Dad! WHAT? you hurt it no i didnt

Dad! WHAT? you hurt it no i didnt  Stare Dad

Uncle Bobby, I wet the bed! And what do you expect me to do? Uhhh.... That's right uhh!

Uncle Bobby, I wet the bed! And what do you expect me to do? Uhhh.... That's right uhh!  Stare Dad

Dad theres a man out the front with candy He's a friend go with him. ... what? Get in the FUCKING VAN!

Dad theres a man out the front with candy He's a friend go with him. ... what? Get in the FUCKING VAN!  Stare Dad

Dad! this is a story All about how ... MY LIFE GOT FLIPED -TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

Dad! this is a story All about how ... MY LIFE GOT FLIPED -TURNED UPSIDE DOWN  Stare Dad

Sally broke up with me!! is it because of your small pecker? she never saw it.. WHY NOT!

Sally broke up with me!! is it because of your small pecker? she never saw it.. WHY NOT!  Stare Dad

i missed the bus do you need a ride yes

i missed the bus do you need a ride yes   Stare Dad

Carlo I hate you thats why you talk to me... You're right... I KNOW

Carlo I hate you thats why you talk to me... You're right... I KNOW  Stare Dad

Drew, Sid knocked the trashcan over That's impossible. He did it with his dick. He What?!

Drew, Sid knocked the trashcan over That's impossible. He did it with his dick. He What?!  Stare Dad
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