Stare Dad

Dad, the cat is acting strange She's just in heat What do we do? Bring her to me

Dad, the cat is acting strange She's just in heat What do we do? Bring her to me  Stare Dad

Dad, dad, dad! Yes? I can't find my penis ...

Dad, dad, dad! Yes? I can't find my penis ...  Stare Dad

Dad I'm bored! tell you mom. What would she do? Teach you how to cook.

Dad I'm bored! tell you mom. What would she do? Teach you how to cook.   Stare Dad

Dad! When did Joseph Stalin die? He didn't. what?.... HE'S WATCHING YOU

Dad! When did Joseph Stalin die?  He didn't. what?.... HE'S WATCHING YOU  Stare Dad

Dad, The world is going to end in 2012!!! Its not. But the Mayans Shut the F**K UP!!!!

Dad, The world is going to end in 2012!!! Its not. But the Mayans  Shut the F**K UP!!!!  Stare Dad

Dad what if I die tonight? Everyone dies sometime. There's no way to know when it's your time. I'm scared. We're all scared.

Dad what if I die tonight? Everyone dies sometime. There's no way to know when it's your time. I'm scared. We're all scared.  Stare Dad

They've burned all the food, the shade- We'll survive, son. ...The rum... WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!

They've burned all the food, the shade- We'll survive, son. ...The rum... WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!  Stare Dad

Dad someone from school made me a wedgie today! It's ok i paid him to do it Why did you do that for? I don't like you!

Dad someone from school made me a wedgie today! It's ok i paid him to do it Why did you do that for? I don't like you!  Stare Dad

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!! Oh not again... But ... but... SHUT UP!!!!!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!! Oh not again... But ... but... SHUT UP!!!!!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom's arm is broken!!! How are her hands? They're fine, I guess.. Thank God the dishwasher still works.

Dad, Mom's arm is broken!!! How are her hands? They're fine, I guess.. Thank God the dishwasher still works.  Stare Dad
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