Stare Dad

Hey dad i have a joke for you! why cant Helen Keller drive? ...because shes deaf and blind? BECAUSE SHES DEAD!

Hey dad i have a joke for you! why cant Helen Keller drive? ...because shes deaf and blind? BECAUSE SHES DEAD!  Stare Dad

Daddy! There's an officer outside wanting to speak with you Get me my fork What? Tonight, we dine in Hell

Daddy! There's an officer outside wanting to speak with you Get me my fork What? Tonight, we dine in Hell  Stare Dad

Dad, my butt hurts Good What... Don't worry

Dad, my butt hurts Good What... Don't worry   Stare Dad

daddy daddy i just masturbated... well done son im proud i got 3 fingers in... wait..... WHAT!

daddy daddy i just masturbated... well done son im proud i got 3 fingers in... wait..... WHAT!  Stare Dad

Dad what's that thing in my bathroom?! You know what it is. What?! BLACK AND YELLOW! BLACK AND YELLOW!

Dad what's that thing in my bathroom?! You know what it is. What?! BLACK AND YELLOW! BLACK AND YELLOW!  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom's gone.. How many times do I have to tell you? What? She died 10 years ago.

Dad! Mom's gone.. How many times do I have to  tell you? What? She died 10 years ago.  Stare Dad

Daddy! I cant find my diary anywhere! That's because I'm reading it But... U DID WAT WITH THE DOG?

Daddy! I cant find my diary anywhere! That's because I'm reading it  But... U DID WAT WITH THE DOG?  Stare Dad

Daaad, Mrs. Sanders made me study late after class today Do you love your dad Tommy? yes You're damn right.

Daaad, Mrs. Sanders made me study late after class today Do you love your dad Tommy? yes You're damn right.  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! There's a nightstick in my bed! Crisco's in the cupboard. w-what? Handcuffs in my pocket.

Dad! Dad! There's a nightstick in my bed! Crisco's in the cupboard. w-what? Handcuffs in my pocket.  Stare Dad

Dad Dad I can't log into Facebook. I canceled the internet to buy crack I smoked it all YOU'RE GROUNDED

Dad Dad I can't log into Facebook. I canceled the internet to buy crack I smoked it all YOU'RE GROUNDED  Stare Dad
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