Stare Dad

Dad! That Big Mac meal didn't fill me up. You shoulda Super-Sized it. That don't exist anymore WHAT?!

Dad! That Big Mac meal didn't fill me up. You shoulda Super-Sized it. That don't exist anymore WHAT?!  Stare Dad

This kid Karl just followed me on tumblr. What should I do? Follow him back he's awesome! But... FOLLOW HIM BACK!

This kid Karl just followed me on tumblr. What should I do? Follow him back he's awesome! But... FOLLOW HIM BACK!  Stare Dad

Dad I just saw The Movie version of Chicago That's good son It sucked... What?

Dad I just saw The Movie version of Chicago  That's good son It sucked... What?  Stare Dad

Papa' un mio compagno di classe mi ha promesso che domani mi picchiera'! riuscirai ad affrontarlo... ...come lo sai? sei sopravvissuto all'aborto

Papa' un mio compagno di classe mi ha promesso che domani mi picchiera'! riuscirai ad affrontarlo... ...come lo sai? sei sopravvissuto all'aborto  Stare Dad

Dad, can I have a sister? You have one already. Where is she? On a coat hanger in the closet!

Dad, can I have a sister? You have one already. Where is she? On a coat hanger in the closet!  Stare Dad

Daddy my butthole has weird sores all over! ...This can mean only one thing... ...Huh? I have syphilis!

Daddy my butthole has weird sores all over! ...This can mean only one thing... ...Huh? I have syphilis!  Stare Dad

Hey dad...my penis hurts... HAHA wait, your what hurts? My penis... -I have lotion..that I can rub..all over..your..........penis........I'll go get it...

Hey dad...my penis hurts... HAHA wait, your what hurts? My penis... -I have lotion..that I can rub..all over..your..........penis........I'll go get it...  Stare Dad

Dad, what is it I was smoking dope!!! I'd hit everything in this thread with a bat. Even Vard? Yes!

Dad, what is it I was smoking dope!!! I'd hit everything in this thread with a bat. Even Vard? Yes!  Stare Dad

Dad, Bhangra is finally over! I don't know what to do. ... Hmmmm WHERE IS SAMEER GOING TO SLEEP?

Dad, Bhangra is finally over! I don't know what to do. ... Hmmmm WHERE IS SAMEER GOING TO SLEEP?  Stare Dad

Sale ga nema ...Znam... Ali sale ga nema?! ZNAM!!!

Sale ga nema ...Znam... Ali sale ga nema?! ZNAM!!!  Stare Dad
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