Stare Dad

Mom said you're moving away because you don't love me anymore! Not true; I just love your brother more. But I don't have a- He's what ever I want him to be!

Mom said you're moving away because you don't love me anymore! Not true; I just love your brother more. But I don't have a- He's what ever I want him to be!  Stare Dad

Dad, where was i born? On the highway Huh? A lot of accidents happen there!

Dad, where was i born? On the highway Huh? A lot of accidents happen there!  Stare Dad

Dad, I wanna go on adventures! I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE

Dad, I wanna go on adventures! I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE  Stare Dad

Dad! Yes? I love you Thanks

Dad!  Yes? I love you Thanks  Stare Dad

HEY ARC What? UR A NIGGER Chicken?

HEY ARC What? UR A NIGGER Chicken?  Stare Dad

Dad, I spelled something wrong on Reddit! Like what? An argument in a thread... RUN

Dad, I spelled something wrong on Reddit! Like what? An argument in a thread... RUN  Stare Dad

Dad, we've got 2 gallons of milk and no cookies! Call your mom and tell her to pick some up on her way home. ...She lives in Florida Why am I always the last to know?

Dad, we've got 2 gallons of milk and no cookies! Call your mom and tell her to pick some up on her way home. ...She lives in Florida Why am I always the last to know?  Stare Dad

DAAAAAAAD! Our comics still exist. Are they irrelevant yet? I got a bit of KARMA. Let's beat this dead horse.

DAAAAAAAD! Our comics still exist. Are they irrelevant yet? I got a bit of KARMA. Let's beat this dead horse.   Stare Dad

What is love? Baby dont hurt me. Dont hurt me? No more

What is love? Baby dont hurt me. Dont hurt me? No more  Stare Dad

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAAA ...aaad. YOU'RE ADOPTED.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAAA ...aaad. YOU'RE ADOPTED.  Stare Dad
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