Stare Dad

These blue orbs just shot outta my face! That means you die... So, what's next? I'm getting your half of the sub sandwich you just paid for!!! FACE!!!!! Creeper Jack: Sub Stealer Extraordinnarie!

These blue orbs just shot outta my face! That means you die... So, what's next? I'm getting your half of the sub sandwich you just paid for!!!  FACE!!!!! Creeper Jack:  


Sub Stealer Extraordinnarie!  Stare Dad

Dad, dad. there was something in my closet last night. Did it look like a bear? YES? Shit just got real!

Dad, dad. there was something in my closet last night. Did it look like a bear? YES? Shit just got real!  Stare Dad

Dad, I was raped. Have you seen my ski mask? ...dad? Have. You. Seen. My. Ski. Mask?

Dad, I was raped. Have you seen my ski mask? ...dad? Have. You. Seen. My. Ski. Mask?  Stare Dad

Dad I broke my arm!!!! I'll get my chainsaw, hammer, glue, and staples then. Ummm... what? You heard me.

Dad I broke my arm!!!! I'll get my chainsaw, hammer, glue, and staples then. Ummm... what? You heard me.  Stare Dad

Dad, my girlfriend asked me if i think her friend's prettier than her. what did you tell her the truth DUMBASS

Dad, my girlfriend asked me if i think her friend's prettier than her. what did you tell her the truth DUMBASS  Stare Dad

fdhgdfg what do you think? none you shall die

fdhgdfg what do you think? none you shall die  Stare Dad

Dad i got beat up!!! bullshit. No really... BULL-SHIT!!!!

Dad i got beat up!!! bullshit. No really... BULL-SHIT!!!!  Stare Dad

Daddy I have a problem!! Get me a beer, boy But Pa... GET MY ANOTHER FUCKING BEER

Daddy I have a problem!! Get me a beer, boy But Pa... GET MY ANOTHER FUCKING BEER  Stare Dad

Dad! I was raped! No you weren't ..? I WAS.

Dad! I was raped! No you weren't ..? I WAS.  Stare Dad

Dad my picture didn't make it into the DAR. Just.... ....Just what Keep Calm and Chive On

Dad my picture didn't make it into the DAR. Just.... ....Just what Keep Calm and Chive On  Stare Dad
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