Stare Dad

Dad! my teacher molests me! I know. What..? How? I AM YOUR TEACHER!

Dad! my teacher molests me! I know. What..? How? I AM YOUR TEACHER!  Stare Dad

Dad, who are you? Ask me that again! Franz Ferd- DONT EVER SAY THAT NAME!

Dad, who are you? Ask me that again! Franz Ferd- DONT EVER SAY THAT NAME!  Stare Dad

A bully beat me up at school! What'd you do? I... Ran away. Fucking Pussy!

A bully beat me up at school! What'd you do? I... Ran away. Fucking Pussy!  Stare Dad

Dad, I need poetry to win a girl! Roses are red, violets are blue ..... I'm going to rape you with a rake

Dad, I need poetry to win a girl! Roses are red, violets are blue ..... I'm going to rape you with a rake  Stare Dad

Dad! This guy Steve touched me in my no no's! Was he wearing a baby gap shirt? Uh huh, and he was crying about his shitty xbox! IF HE TOUCHES YOU AGAIN, HE MAY DIEEEE!

Dad! This guy Steve touched me in my no no's! Was he wearing a baby gap shirt? Uh huh, and he was crying about his shitty xbox! IF HE TOUCHES YOU AGAIN, HE MAY DIEEEE!  Stare Dad

Dad, It's Hailing outside! Thats not Hail. What is it then? Snowmen breaking in!

Dad, It's Hailing outside! Thats not Hail. What is it then? Snowmen breaking in!  Stare Dad

There wasn't anything inside my fortune cookie. There wasn't a princess in Mario's castle. What? Your fortune is in another cookie.

There wasn't anything inside my fortune cookie. There wasn't a princess in Mario's castle. What? Your fortune is in another cookie.  Stare Dad

TONY! Wanna get dinner? no why? WE ALREADY ATE CHINESE!

TONY! Wanna get dinner? no why? WE ALREADY ATE CHINESE!  Stare Dad

Daddy, I'm scared! Why is there a bus outside? They're telling me to get in. You are going away, to camp. .....for how long? Eternity!

Daddy, I'm scared! Why is there a bus outside? They're telling me to get in. You are going away, to camp. .....for how long? Eternity!  Stare Dad

Dad!!!! Brian has a new boyfriend!!! ..... dad? Hes dead to me

Dad!!!! Brian has a new boyfriend!!! ..... dad? Hes dead to me  Stare Dad
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