Stare Dad

dad, theres a racoon outside by the trash grab the shotgun, looks like were eatin tonight should i get the slugs or the bird shot... bird shot, i want stew tonight

dad, theres a racoon outside by the trash grab the shotgun, looks like were eatin tonight should i get the slugs or the bird shot... bird shot, i want stew tonight  Stare Dad

DAD I JUST BLEW UP THE SCHOOL! REMEMBER TO TAPE THE GAME dad, it just finished What?!

DAD I JUST BLEW UP THE SCHOOL! REMEMBER TO TAPE THE GAME dad, it just finished What?!  Stare Dad

Ahhhhh...I just saw an elephant's weenie! What did your mother say? "Oh, that's nothing." I spoil that woman.

Ahhhhh...I just saw an elephant's weenie! What did your mother say?

Mom said I have to clean my room! Stab her with the G.I Joe She's not moving Stab her again

Mom said I have to clean my room! Stab her with the G.I Joe She's not moving Stab her again  Stare Dad

Dad, Daaaaad! What is it? I'm busy. I just shat myself. Me too!

Dad, Daaaaad! What is it? I'm busy. I just shat myself. Me too!  Stare Dad

But daaaad, I don't wanna go to bed! Take it up with your mother. But I thought... SHE'S DEAD Oh I forgot...

But daaaad, I don't wanna go to bed! Take it up with your mother. But I thought... SHE'S DEAD Oh I forgot...  Stare Dad

DAD! Richard said he'll kick my butt tomorrow! You can handle it How could you be so sure? YOU SURVIVED THE ABORTION

DAD! Richard said he'll kick my butt tomorrow! You can handle it How could you be so sure? YOU SURVIVED THE ABORTION  Stare Dad

cody your a fat prick! who the fuck is cody you IM GOING TO RAPE YOU

cody your a fat prick! who the fuck is cody  you  IM GOING TO RAPE YOU  Stare Dad

Dad, ya know my firstname ?! No. Tell me ? Alexis. IS THAT SHIT A FAKE ?

Dad, ya know my firstname ?! No. Tell me ? Alexis. IS THAT SHIT A FAKE ?  Stare Dad

DAD! BRENNAN Is Missing From School!?! He's In The Garden... He is? That's Where I Buried Him Son...

DAD! BRENNAN Is Missing From School!?! He's In The Garden... He is? That's Where I Buried Him Son...  Stare Dad
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