Stare Dad

DAD! BRENNAN Is Missing From School!?! He's In The Garden... He is? That's Where I Buried Him Son...

DAD! BRENNAN Is Missing From School!?! He's In The Garden... He is? That's Where I Buried Him Son...  Stare Dad

I ran out of game time on WoW! Son of a bitch... what time is it? 10 min till raid... GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!

I ran out of game time on WoW! Son of a bitch... what time is it? 10 min till raid... GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't find my pet gerbil!! Tehe What's so funny? My butthole itches

Dad, I can't find my pet gerbil!! Tehe What's so funny? My butthole itches  Stare Dad

DAD, MOM HUNG HERSELF!!!! get the bat why? FREE PINATA!!!

DAD, MOM HUNG HERSELF!!!! get the bat why? FREE PINATA!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, There is a war between Brock Obama and Jared Milton That's not our problem but he insulted pokemon He What!!!!!

Dad, There is a war between Brock Obama and Jared Milton That's not our problem but he insulted pokemon He What!!!!!  Stare Dad

Dad ,I saw her Boobies!!! Who..? Mrs. Parker... What! Ive been trying for 3 years!

Dad ,I saw her Boobies!!! Who..? Mrs. Parker... What! Ive been trying for 3 years!  Stare Dad

Dad I took a test for AIDS and it came back positive! Thats funny How is that funny? Mine did too

Dad I took a test for AIDS and it came back positive! Thats funny How is that funny?  Mine did too  Stare Dad

Dad, why do I open my eyes up really wide and straighten my eyebrows whenever I shit my pants? *grunt* What's that smell? GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Dad, why do I open my eyes up really wide and straighten my eyebrows whenever I shit my pants? *grunt* What's that smell? GO TO YOUR ROOM!   Stare Dad

dad, whats my name? retarted peice of shit thats not my name... THATS NOT MY NAME, *CLAP CLAP*

dad, whats my name? retarted peice of shit thats not my name... THATS NOT MY NAME, *CLAP CLAP*  Stare Dad

DAD! I clogged up the toilet! Don't worry, ill eat it. ...what? I'LL EAT IT.

DAD! I clogged up the toilet! Don't worry, ill eat it. ...what? I'LL EAT IT.  Stare Dad
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