Stare Dad

Dad, the self check out at Safeway stole my quarters! that's a computer right? yes? Damn skynet

Dad, the self check out at Safeway stole my quarters! that's a computer right? yes? Damn skynet  Stare Dad

Dad, you didn't wake me and I'm late for school! It's Saturday. No, it's Wednesday! Shit!

Dad, you didn't wake me and I'm late for school! It's Saturday. No, it's Wednesday! Shit!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm sad because the Harry Potter movies are over. Try reading the books for extra content. What happens in the books? Giants have sex with humans.

Dad, I'm sad because the Harry Potter movies are over. Try reading the books for extra content. What happens in the books? Giants have sex with humans.  Stare Dad

Dad! X Japan released a new single! Is it another ballad? No, it's like their old stuff. TIME FOR A NEW QUICKIE.

Dad! X Japan released a new single! Is it another ballad? No, it's like
their old stuff. TIME FOR A
NEW QUICKIE.  Stare Dad

dad theres someone under my bed!! I know huh? Its a hooker!!

dad theres someone under my bed!! I know huh? Its a hooker!!  Stare Dad

Dad, i tried to cut my own hair and messed it up! and.... Hows it look? Fucked

Dad, i tried to cut my own hair and messed it up! and.... Hows it look? Fucked  Stare Dad

opo to nak ngomong opo aku maeng ehek" cilipcipcilipcip hajib jib

opo to nak ngomong opo aku maeng ehek

White stuff came out of my peepee! It's an infection son. Shower more often. It tastes good. I KNOW RIGHT!

White stuff came out of my peepee! It's an infection son. Shower more often. It tastes good. I KNOW RIGHT!  Stare Dad

NADINEEEEEEE what jessica? im sad STOP YOUR WHINING

NADINEEEEEEE what jessica? im sad STOP YOUR WHINING  Stare Dad

Dad! It's time to catch the tram! Tram already left. What? HEY, HEY, HEY!

Dad! It's time to catch the tram!
 Tram already left.
 What?
 HEY, HEY, HEY!
  Stare Dad
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