Stare Dad

"Larry, I'm leaving you!" -Kim Did you ever love me? ...I loved your Range Rover I have AIDS

Dad! Watch what I can do with my penis! Do it again. But I... DO IT AGAIN.

Dad! Watch what I can do with my penis! Do it again. But I... DO IT AGAIN.  Stare Dad

Dad what day is it? friday... Like that song? Not in my house.

Dad what day is it? friday... Like that song? Not in my house.  Stare Dad

Why is there spoiled milk in my bed? Spoiled milk? Seems like it... So close, and yet so far, my son.

Why is there spoiled milk in my bed? Spoiled milk?  Seems like it... So close, and yet so far, my son.   Stare Dad

Dad, I just found out from where all the bad smell in the world comes from? from who/what? sulochana surapu HER FARTS NEED TO BE SHOT BEFORE I SHOOT HER BUTT HOLE!

Dad, I just found out from where all the bad smell in the world comes from? from who/what?  sulochana surapu HER FARTS NEED TO BE SHOT BEFORE I SHOOT HER BUTT HOLE!  Stare Dad

But Dad!... I already said to ask your mother! But Mom is DEAD!! Let's Party

But Dad!... I already said to ask your mother! But Mom is DEAD!! Let's Party  Stare Dad

Dad , the battery is low On what? The lap top. fap . fap. faster .

Dad , the battery is low On what? The lap top. fap . fap. faster .  Stare Dad

If you went camping with a man, and you woke up the next day with a condom in your ass would you tell anybody? No. Wanna go camping? ...

If you went camping with a man, and you woke up the next day with a condom in your ass would you tell anybody? No. Wanna go camping? ...  Stare Dad

YO JAKE! ... ... SORRY, DID YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THE STORE?

YO JAKE! ... ... SORRY, DID YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THE STORE?  Stare Dad

Fuck Gears ! Josue.. Boutta play some Gears Your throat, my knife.

Fuck Gears ! Josue.. Boutta play some Gears Your throat, my knife.  Stare Dad
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