Stare Dad

Daddy, daddy, the 6th Harry Potter book is out! Can we get it?? I'm reading it right now You are? DUMBLEDORE DIES

Daddy, daddy, 
the 6th Harry Potter book is out! 
Can we get it?? I'm reading it right now You are? DUMBLEDORE DIES  Stare Dad

Dad, memes are spreading across UCSC! Even Merrill? What's merrill..? Exactly.

Dad, memes are spreading across UCSC! Even Merrill? What's merrill..? Exactly.  Stare Dad

Dad, I got another parking ticket from Rutgers! What did I tell you about parking there? Not to do it? No... to bend over first!

Dad, I got another parking ticket from Rutgers! What did I tell you about parking there? Not to do it? No... to bend over first!  Stare Dad

DAD! Henson, Marshall and Barnes are all leaving for the draft! Iraq huh. NO THE NBA! EXCUSE ME?

DAD! Henson, Marshall and Barnes are all leaving for the draft! Iraq huh. NO THE NBA! EXCUSE ME?  Stare Dad

There's a spider in my bed? Just hit it with your shoe... It said you'd say that... Hand Grenade.

There's a spider in my bed? Just hit it with your shoe... It said you'd say that... Hand Grenade.  Stare Dad

Dad, i failed my 9gag writing test. What font did you use? Comic sans... Your death will be swift

Dad, i failed my 9gag writing test. What font did you use? Comic sans... Your death will be swift  Stare Dad

I like Asking Alexandria I have no son. But they're talented I said I have no son

I like Asking Alexandria I have no son.  But they're talented I said I have no son  Stare Dad

Where do Babies come from? Vagina. ..... Yes son, you came out of a vagina.

Where do Babies come from? Vagina.  ..... Yes son, you came out of a vagina.   Stare Dad

Dad, I'm in space. I'm proud of you, son. Dad, are you space? Yes. Now we are a family again.

Dad, I'm in space. I'm proud of you, son. Dad, are you space? Yes. Now we are a family again.  Stare Dad

Dad! What? I love you. That's nice.

Dad! What? I love you. That's nice.  Stare Dad
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