Stare Dad

Dad! I can't decide on which university to attend! *sigh* What's your first choice? um.. ISU? GTFO of this house.

Dad! I can't decide on which university to attend! *sigh* What's your first choice? um.. ISU? GTFO of this house.  Stare Dad

Dad, my teacher touched my penis! That's not fair... ...? I haven't had a go yet

Dad, my teacher touched my penis! That's not fair... ...? I haven't had a go yet  Stare Dad

DAD! DAD! I have cancer!! What kind of cancer? zombie cancer Get the shotgun!

DAD! DAD! I have cancer!! What kind of cancer? zombie cancer Get the shotgun!  Stare Dad

Dad, stop playing Batman: Arkham City! I'll just be a minute. It's been five hours.. I am the Night.

Dad, stop playing Batman: Arkham City! I'll just be a minute. It's been five hours.. I am the Night.  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom's unconscious and her pussy is leaking cum! So, what's new? It doesn't smell like yours... Get the shotgun and wake up the blood hounds.

Dad! Mom's unconscious and her pussy is leaking cum! So, what's new? It doesn't smell like yours... Get the shotgun and wake up the blood hounds.  Stare Dad

Dad, I didn't get a Diablo 3 Beta key! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I didn't get a Diablo 3 Beta key! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, what does fuck mean? What did you just say? Umm, what does fuck mean? Drop your pants.

Dad, what does fuck mean? What did you just say? Umm, what does fuck mean? Drop your pants.  Stare Dad

You're so cool, we should hang out sometime! That could be fun. What dorm do you live in? I live off campus

You're so cool, we should hang out sometime! That could be fun. What dorm do you live in? I live off campus  Stare Dad

Dad, Krillin's down! Give him a senzu bean. No, like... down. I'll get Shenron

Dad, Krillin's down! Give him a senzu bean. No, like...
down. I'll get Shenron  Stare Dad

Dad, an Atheist and I had a friendly conversation today!! How did you keep him from leaving? I was open-minded... What a novel idea!

Dad, an Atheist and I had a friendly conversation today!! How did you keep him from leaving? I was open-minded... What a novel idea!  Stare Dad
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