Stare Dad

Dad, mom just choked on a spoon! Tell your mother. I broke your xbox? 12,000 years dungeon.

Dad, mom just choked on a spoon! Tell your mother. I broke your xbox? 12,000 years dungeon.  Stare Dad

Qasim, Pway wants to have a bball game! Don't worry, I'll win. But they have Shahrukh.. They have Shahrukh!?

Qasim, Pway wants to have a bball game! Don't worry, I'll win. But they have Shahrukh.. They have Shahrukh!?  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to go out w my friends! with who son? andrew, john, chris, sylvia, anthony, marco, tim, jerry,peter, and phil whos sylvia?

Dad, I want to go out w my friends! with who son? andrew, john, chris, sylvia, anthony, marco, tim, jerry,peter, and phil whos sylvia?  Stare Dad

Man I love being in boys 1 and 2 In what? Boys 1 and 2 MENS 12 DAMMIT!!

Man I love being in boys 1 and 2 In what? Boys 1 and 2 MENS 12 DAMMIT!!  Stare Dad

Dad, it's 11 and I've only done my intro Hwaet, we Gar-dena in geardagum, þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon, Is that Beowulf? Hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!

Dad, it's 11 and I've only done my intro Hwaet, we Gar-dena in geardagum, 
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon, Is that Beowulf? Hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!  Stare Dad

Dad, There playing a hc beatdown! Tell your mother. she`s just push pitting! She's What?!

Dad, There playing a hc beatdown! Tell your mother. she`s just push pitting! She's What?!  Stare Dad

I don't have a halloween costume. Be Ron Swanson again. I hate mustaches. ....

I don't have a halloween costume. Be Ron Swanson again. I hate mustaches. ....  Stare Dad

Dad! Someone's in my room! ... Merry Rapemas What? Have a VERY MERRY RAPE MAS.

Dad! Someone's in my room! ... Merry Rapemas What? Have a VERY MERRY RAPE 
MAS.  Stare Dad

Dad! Everyone has the same snapback as me! Did you get it from LIDS? Yes... That's fucking why.

Dad! Everyone has the same snapback as me! Did you get it from LIDS? Yes... That's fucking why.  Stare Dad

Dad, do you believe in ghosts? No, they do not exist. The housemaid said they do We have no housemaid Dad: Pack your things, we're moving out! Kid: Why?

Dad, do you believe in ghosts? No, they do not exist. The housemaid said they do We have no housemaid Dad: Pack your things, we're moving out!
 
Kid: Why?  Stare Dad
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