Stare Dad

dad! i lost my virginity! how was it? Bob too was rough! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THE ABORTION!

dad! i lost my virginity! how was it? Bob too was rough! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THE ABORTION!  Stare Dad

Dad, it hurts when I pee! Man up. Whaaa? I SHOULD HAVE JACKED YOU OFF ONTO A TREE...

Dad, it hurts when I pee! Man up. Whaaa? I SHOULD HAVE JACKED YOU OFF ONTO A TREE...  Stare Dad

Filip sut mine klunker! Men... men.... jeg skal spille blood hunter og ks for smackdowns og coins sut nu bare mine klunker... OKAY!

Filip sut mine klunker! Men... men.... jeg skal spille blood hunter og ks for smackdowns og coins sut nu bare mine klunker... OKAY!  Stare Dad

Dad I have to tell you something! Why are there pancakes in my knife drawer? Why are their knives in my pancake drawer? Touche.

Dad I have to tell you something! Why are there pancakes in my knife drawer? Why are their knives in my pancake drawer? Touche.  Stare Dad

Daddy, where are we going today? The moon. Where really? THE MOON!

Daddy, where are we going today? The moon. Where
really? THE
MOON!  Stare Dad

Dad! There's a strange creature in the basement shrieking! Does it have a name? Justin Bieber. Before it's too late! Kill it.

Dad! There's a strange creature in the basement shrieking! Does it have a name? Justin Bieber. Before it's too late! Kill it.  Stare Dad

Dad! There's a new rickroll! What is it? Saxroll'd Do! Do do! Doo do! Do! Do do! Doo do!

Dad! There's a new rickroll! What is it? Saxroll'd Do! Do do! Doo do! Do! Do do! Doo do!  Stare Dad

Dad, Linus suck dick at LoL! Is he trolling every game? Every game.. or just real bad?

Dad, Linus suck dick at LoL! Is he trolling every game? Every game.. or just real bad?  Stare Dad

Dad, can I have money for my everquest account? No, I need to buy lottery tickets. but you never win I ALWAYS WIN.

Dad, can I have money for my everquest account? No, I need to buy lottery tickets. but you never win I ALWAYS WIN.  Stare Dad

We have lost Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs in the past ten years. And we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs. Does it look like I care. Kevin Bacon is dying... He's What?!

We have lost Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs in the past ten years. 
And we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs. 
 Does it look like I care. Kevin Bacon is dying... He's What?!  Stare Dad
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