Stare Dad

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GGGGG gggg GGGGG ggggGG gggg GGg ggg GGGG GGG ggGGGGGg gggg GGGG?  Stare Dad

Dad! Glinda the good witch has arrived! Get me my rape shoes. ....What? My rape shoes!

Dad! Glinda the good witch has arrived! Get me my rape shoes. ....What? My rape shoes!  Stare Dad

Dad Riot screwed up the jungle! So go watch Saintvicious and learn. He's not even jungling I just checked He's What?!

Dad Riot screwed up the jungle! So go watch Saintvicious and learn. He's not even jungling I just checked He's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I saw pedo bear under my bed! It's just a costume, son. Really? It is mine.

Dad, I saw pedo bear under my bed! It's just a costume, son. Really? It is mine.  Stare Dad

Dad, I really want a freddo. There's 5p on the table Dad,they're 20p 20p?!

Dad, I really want a freddo. There's 5p on the table Dad,they're 20p 20p?!  Stare Dad

Dad! there's blood in the kitchen. ...I cut myself shaving ... really ? NO!

Dad! there's blood in the kitchen. ...I cut myself shaving ... really ? NO!  Stare Dad

Dad, what's that sound? Fap! fap! fap! Dad? Fap... fap..fap...

Dad, what's that sound? Fap! fap! fap! Dad? Fap... fap..fap...  Stare Dad

there's a monster in my room and it tried to grab me and suck my blood it was just a wet dream How'd you know it was wet? just go back to bed, and sleep on your stomach, you're getting to heavy to roll over

there's a monster in my room and it tried to grab me and suck my blood it was just a wet dream How'd you know it was wet? just go back to bed, and sleep on your stomach, you're getting to heavy to roll over  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom just walked in with two black eyes! She looks really hurt! It's fine, I already took care of her. ... Twice.

Dad, Mom just walked in with two black eyes! She looks really hurt! It's fine, I already took care of her. ... Twice.  Stare Dad

Dad, The covers not up yet! It'll be up soon.. He said 30 minutes He what!?

Dad, The covers not up yet! It'll be up soon.. He said 30 minutes He what!?  Stare Dad
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