Stare Dad

Mon, mon, did you check my file yet? Have you checked it yourself? Well... no... Go die in a fire

Mon, mon, did you check my file yet? Have you checked it yourself? Well... no... Go die in a fire  Stare Dad

Dad, the power grid is down! Turn it back on. The raptors escaped. Run.

Dad, the power grid is down! Turn it back on. The raptors escaped. Run.  Stare Dad

Dad, mom made some sandwiches for us. Good, bring it to me. But no mayo on it. What?!

Dad, mom made some sandwiches for us. Good, bring it to me. But no mayo on it. What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! This guy touched my wiener! Is he Jewish? Ummm yea.. We had Chem 111 together

Dad! This guy touched my wiener!  Is he Jewish? Ummm yea.. We had Chem 111 together  Stare Dad

Dad! Boys at school said I was an orphan That's right you are But you're my dad I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons

Dad! Boys at school said I was an orphan That's right you are But you're my dad I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm naked! No, you're not! Hmm, you're right. I have the weirdest boner!

Dad, I'm naked! No, you're not! Hmm, you're right. I have the weirdest boner!  Stare Dad

Father, I believe I am homosexual. Don't fucking make me say it. Say what? Son. I am disappoint.

Father, I believe I am homosexual. Don't fucking make me say it. Say what? Son. I am disappoint.  Stare Dad

Dad were getting invaded by apes! *Flap Flap Flap* What Tha? GET OUT!!

Dad were getting invaded by apes! *Flap Flap Flap* What Tha? GET OUT!!  Stare Dad

DAD MAKE ME A SANDMICH Tell your mother. But shes not homes she hasent been home in 6 hours She's Been WHAT

DAD MAKE ME A SANDMICH Tell your mother. But shes not homes she hasent been home in 6 hours She's Been WHAT  Stare Dad

Dad, wanna hear me sing fireworks? Are you maried to Russel Brand? ummm... No Then STFU

Dad, wanna hear me sing fireworks? Are you maried to Russel Brand? ummm... No Then STFU  Stare Dad
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