Stare Dad

Dad! I got 4 spider bites on my foot from being outside for like 30 minutes... Weren't you wearing shoes? I wanted to wear flip flops. I HAVE NO SON!

Dad! I got 4 spider bites on my foot from being outside for like 30 minutes...  Weren't you wearing shoes? I wanted to wear flip flops. I HAVE NO SON!  Stare Dad

dad, i caught all 150 pokemon even mew? no... THEN YOU ARE NOT A POKEMON MASTER

dad, i caught all 150 pokemon even mew? no... THEN YOU ARE NOT A POKEMON MASTER  Stare Dad

Dad? Huh? It's Liz.. A wild snorlax appears!

Dad? Huh? It's Liz.. A wild snorlax appears!  Stare Dad

Dad! I was drugged and I think I got raped last night. Success... it was me. ... What? Fuh-duh duh duh duh duh!

Dad! I was drugged and I think I got raped last night. Success... it was me. ... What? Fuh-duh duh duh duh duh!  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't fap anymore Did you use lotion yea Use more

Dad, I can't fap anymore  Did you use lotion  yea Use more  Stare Dad

Dad, mum isn't in the kitchen! Son. Yes... GET ME A NUKE

Dad, mum isn't in the kitchen! Son. Yes... GET ME A NUKE  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! I just read the BEN DROWNED Creepypasta! Son... ... You shouldn't have done that.

Dad! Dad! I just read the BEN DROWNED Creepypasta! Son... ... You shouldn't have done that.  Stare Dad

There's nothing good to eat at lower tonight Order New Hong Kong Whats a New Hong Kong? OH GOD WHY!?

There's nothing good to eat at lower tonight Order New Hong Kong Whats a New Hong Kong? OH GOD WHY!?  Stare Dad

These blus blobs are following me! You swear? Uhh... Lair.

These blus blobs are following me! You swear? Uhh... Lair.  Stare Dad

Dad, i saw something scary on chat roulette! what was it? Some guy jerking off It was me.

Dad, i saw something scary on chat roulette! what was it? Some guy jerking off It was me.  Stare Dad
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