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Dad, Theres a spider in my room! Just kill it with something.. But Susie isn't here. Me gusta.

Dad, Theres a spider in my room!  Just kill it with something.. But Susie isn't here. Me gusta.  Stare Dad

Dad? Will you help me with my homework I will fuck your mother If you don't get out of here! I know... WHAT!?

Dad? Will you help me with my homework I will fuck your mother If you don't get out of here! I know... WHAT!?  Stare Dad

There were two fortunes inside my fortune cookie! Two fortunes are bad luck. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE AND IDIOT SON.

There were two fortunes inside my fortune cookie! Two fortunes are bad luck. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE AND IDIOT SON.  Stare Dad

Dad! There's a man in the kitchen with a knife eat something from the fridge What? Why? So he has something to pull out of your stomach when he cuts you open Caption 5 goes here

Dad! There's a man in the kitchen with a knife eat something from the fridge What? Why? So he has something to pull out of your stomach when he cuts you open Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

dad ian and matt left for SBU without me they wouldnt be stupid enought to do it the cars gone fuckin bitches!!

dad ian and matt left for SBU without me they wouldnt be stupid enought to do it the cars gone fuckin bitches!!  Stare Dad

whaaa..my friends say i was adopted. not exactly pat whatta ya mean pops? Im putting you up for adoption.

whaaa..my friends say i was adopted. not exactly pat whatta ya mean pops? Im putting you up for adoption.  Stare Dad

Daddy! Do you know where my hamster is? Yes. Where? My anus.

Daddy! Do you know where my hamster is? Yes. Where? My anus.  Stare Dad

Kids at school said I was adopted Did your mother tell them? No Then how did they find out?

Kids at school said I was adopted Did your mother tell them? No Then how did they find out?  Stare Dad

Filip matchmaking er nede! Men... men.... jeg skal spille blood hunter og ks for smackdowns og coins Blood hunter ult er blevet nerfed... HVAD?!

Filip matchmaking er nede! Men... men.... jeg skal spille blood hunter og ks for smackdowns og coins Blood hunter ult  er blevet nerfed... HVAD?!  Stare Dad

dad a kid at school killed himself was his name chet? How did you..... We hang

dad a kid at school killed himself was his name chet? How did you..... We hang  Stare Dad
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