Stare Dad

Dad, mom's not in the kitchen! Did you check the bedroom? She's not there either OH MY GOD!

Dad, mom's not in the kitchen! Did you check the bedroom? She's not there either OH MY GOD!  Stare Dad

Dad, someone just called me a fuck nigga! That's the shit I don't like. Huh? BANG BANG !

Dad, someone just called me a fuck nigga! That's the shit I don't like.  Huh? BANG BANG !  Stare Dad

Dad, my dick fell off Jacking off again? Maybe.. Wanna use mine?

Dad, my dick fell off Jacking off again? Maybe..

 Wanna use mine?  Stare Dad

Dad, my penis got hard. Atta boy thinking about men. Unless you were thinking about Mel Gibson, GTFO

Dad, my penis got hard. Atta boy thinking about men. Unless you were thinking about Mel Gibson, GTFO  Stare Dad

President Madagascar! Yes? A man in Brazil is coughing. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

President Madagascar! Yes? A man in Brazil is coughing. SHUT DOWN  EVERYTHING  Stare Dad

DADDY KYLE'S BEING TOO ORIGINAL We need a doctor... ...what? To examine your vagina.

DADDY KYLE'S BEING TOO ORIGINAL We need a doctor... ...what? To examine your vagina.  Stare Dad

Daaaaaaaad ! Sup son? someone shot at me ! ...u mad bro?

Daaaaaaaad ! Sup son? someone shot at me ! ...u mad bro?  Stare Dad

Dad, I learned how to masturbate. With which hand? Left... get the fuck out

Dad, I learned how to masturbate. With which hand? Left... get the fuck out  Stare Dad

Dad! Becky said I have a baby penis! You son of a bitch... Dad...? GIVE BACK MY PENIS!!

Dad! Becky said I have a baby penis! You son of a bitch... Dad...? GIVE BACK MY PENIS!!  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't sleep! Bring me a Bible. I don't like Bible stories. I'm not going to read it; it's to knock you out with!

Dad! I can't sleep! Bring me a Bible. I don't like Bible stories. I'm not going to read it; it's to knock you out with!  Stare Dad
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