Stare Dad

We're out of coffee You'll survive... Maybe, but you won't... How do you keep finding my secret coffee stash?!?! I even hid it in plain sight this time...

We're out of coffee You'll survive... Maybe, but you won't... How do you keep finding my secret coffee stash?!?! I even hid it in plain sight this time...  Stare Dad

Dad, there's a scary man at the door! Who is it? His name is Jonah.. run.

Dad, there's a scary man at the door! Who is it? His name is Jonah.. run.  Stare Dad

dad mom got raped i know she thinks you did it i did

dad mom got raped i know she thinks you did it i did  Stare Dad

I've missed you papa! I'm sorry I ran away! I hope we feel like this forever. Forever ever? Forever ever.

I've missed you papa! I'm sorry I ran away! I hope we feel like this forever. Forever ever? Forever ever.  Stare Dad

James give me money! stay out of it shit tits! whatever then cunt! Gimp

James give me money! stay out of it shit tits! whatever then cunt! Gimp  Stare Dad

DAD! theres a spider in my room!! so? can you kill it..? NO.

DAD! theres a spider in my room!! so? can you kill it..? NO.  Stare Dad

Whose got da herb? I Do yo-you have weed? You got money?

Whose got da herb?  I Do yo-you have weed? You got money?  Stare Dad

Dad there's a spider in my bed!!! Black widow? How did you.. I ate it.

Dad there's a spider in my bed!!! Black widow? How did you.. I ate it.  Stare Dad

Dad! I learned what a meme is! Rage Comics, too? Yes? You're "FOREVER ALONE".

Dad! I learned what a meme is! Rage Comics, too? Yes? You're

Dad my lsd is gone son.. we have bigger problems what? theres trolls in my pants

Dad my lsd is gone son.. we have bigger problems  what? theres trolls in my pants   Stare Dad
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