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Dad, I had sex for the first time! Atta boy, son. Sit down and tell me about it. I can't sit down. What?!

Dad, I had sex for the first time! Atta boy, son. Sit down and tell me about it. I can't sit down. What?!  Stare Dad

Menya obijayut! Chego? Za moi iPhone5!! Ty chto, GEI?!

Menya obijayut! Chego? Za moi iPhone5!! Ty chto, GEI?!  Stare Dad

Dad, Rebecca Black was on my bus today! Is that so? Yes. Which seat did she take?

Dad, Rebecca Black was on my bus today! Is that so? Yes. Which seat did she take?  Stare Dad

Dad! a kid from school made me a wedgie today! Hehe... What's so funny? I paid him 20 bucks

Dad! a kid from school made me a wedgie today! Hehe... What's so funny? I paid him 20 bucks  Stare Dad

Happy fathers day dad! ... Dad? My names Frank

Happy fathers day dad! ... Dad? My names Frank  Stare Dad

Daddy! I'm going to hell for reading Charles Darwin's Evolution book!!! That's nonsense... who the fuck told you that? Priest Michael Pfleger and Jeremiah Wright Get me a fucking shotgun NOW!

Daddy! I'm going to hell for reading Charles Darwin's Evolution book!!! That's nonsense... who the fuck told you that? Priest Michael Pfleger and Jeremiah Wright Get me a fucking shotgun NOW!  Stare Dad

DAD,I FOUND WEED IN YOUR POCKET Did you take some? yes GOD DAMN IT ZACH

DAD,I FOUND WEED IN YOUR POCKET Did you take some? yes  GOD DAMN IT ZACH  Stare Dad

rough rough like a dungeon puppy im starting to fel like a dungeon puppy rough rough like a dungeon puppy hey nicki hey nicki passport i wanna play a game asphalt Caption 5 goes here

rough rough like a dungeon puppy im starting to fel like a dungeon puppy rough rough like a dungeon puppy hey nicki hey nicki passport i wanna play a game asphalt Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

JUUUUUUSTIN!!! ... What now? I gotta pee (not again D:<) ... Jade, go back to the kitchen!!!

JUUUUUUSTIN!!! ... What now? I gotta pee (not again D:<) ... Jade, go back to the kitchen!!!  Stare Dad

Dad have you seen my fake moustache? No Are you sure? I said no

Dad have you seen my fake moustache? No Are you sure? I said no  Stare Dad
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