Stare Dad

Dad, my penis is only 4.5 inches! How long is yours? 3 inches. That's not very long... From the ground.

Dad, my penis is only 4.5 inches! How long is yours? 3 inches. That's not very long... From the ground.  Stare Dad

The police were asking me questions about that missing girl! Flush the evidence. That's impossible. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

The police were asking me questions about that 
missing girl! Flush the evidence. That's impossible. NOTHING   IS IMPOSSIBLE!  Stare Dad

Dad, Tryndamere is fed! Buy a thornmail. He has 30 kills. SURRENDER.

Dad, Tryndamere is fed! Buy a thornmail. He has 30 kills. SURRENDER.  Stare Dad

Dad, something is wrong with Dr. Shelley's beard! What is it? It's gone... My GOD.

Dad, something is wrong with Dr. Shelley's beard!  What is it? It's gone... My GOD.  Stare Dad

Do you know the answer? kasai. Are you sure? Kasaiii...

Do you know the answer? kasai. Are you sure? Kasaiii...  Stare Dad

Dad, how did mom die an earthquake occurred when she was on a plane but earthquakes dont affect planes They do, havent you heard of airquakes?

Dad, how did mom die an earthquake occurred when she was on a plane but earthquakes dont affect planes They do, havent you heard of airquakes?  Stare Dad

Dad, can i ask u a question? son, u already did... Dad, can i ask two? but u already did...

Dad, can i ask u a question?  son, u already did... Dad, can i ask two? but u already did...  Stare Dad

dad!! what nigga? i farted ohh sorry thought you were mom

dad!!  what nigga? i farted ohh sorry thought you were mom  Stare Dad

Dad, Jim took my Yu-Gi-Oh cards! What did he take ? My Rescue Rabbits and Tour Guides? Where dose the fucker live!?

Dad, Jim took my Yu-Gi-Oh cards! What did he take ? My Rescue Rabbits and Tour Guides? Where dose the fucker live!?  Stare Dad

Dad, you suck at parenting! Can your penis touch your ass? yeah why? then go fuck yourself!

Dad, you suck at parenting!  Can your penis touch your ass? yeah why? then go fuck yourself!  Stare Dad
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