Stare Dad

My cat was struck down by a motor vehicle. Where is the cat now? All over the road. Did you get it on video?

My cat was struck down by a motor vehicle. Where is the cat now? All over the road. Did you get it on video?  Stare Dad

Dad, mom's wearing tho- Those tight jeans? ... How did you...? I CAN SEE HER FAT PUSSY

Dad, mom's wearing tho- Those tight jeans? ... How did you...? I CAN SEE HER FAT PUSSY  Stare Dad

DAD MAKAYLA IS BULLYING ME Slap her... what? Slap her!

DAD MAKAYLA IS BULLYING ME Slap her... what? Slap her!  Stare Dad

DAD! Someone ate my shrooms! We've got bigger problems... ...? DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN!!!

DAD! Someone ate my shrooms! We've got bigger problems... ...?  DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN!!!  Stare Dad

Quick mister layton, theres a puzzle to be solved. patients luke my boy. but they say its unsolvable CHALLANGED ACCEPTED

Quick mister layton, theres a puzzle to be solved. patients luke my boy. but they say its unsolvable CHALLANGED ACCEPTED   Stare Dad

Dad I can't find mom She's not in the kitchen? nope She's what?

Dad I can't find mom She's not in the kitchen?  nope She's what?
  Stare Dad

Dad! Someone drank them! Drank what? My milkshakes I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKES!

Dad! Someone drank them! Drank what? My milkshakes I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKES!  Stare Dad

Dad! I'm hungry! Have a slice of cake from the fridge. There's cake? No... The cake is a lie.

Dad! I'm hungry! Have a slice of cake from the fridge. There's cake? No... The cake is a lie.  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom says touching yourself makes you go blind That's not true Dad, I'm over here Shit!

Dad, Mom says touching yourself makes you go blind That's not true Dad, I'm over here Shit!  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom say she needs an umbrella! Tell her no. Why? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen!

Dad, Mom say she needs an umbrella! Tell her no. Why? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen!  Stare Dad
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