Stare Dad

Dad, where will you take Mom for your anniversary? Somewhere she's never been before. Where is that? The kitchen.

Dad, where will you take Mom for your anniversary? Somewhere she's never been before. Where is that? The kitchen.   Stare Dad

daddy, the comic isn't dramatic enough That's easy to fix How? closeups.

daddy, the comic isn't dramatic enough That's easy to fix How? closeups.  Stare Dad

Dad, sister decided she wants to go to college next year! What college? She's going to CU Boulder She's What?!

Dad, sister decided she wants to go to college next year! What college? She's going to CU Boulder She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, Amy's pregnant! Coat hanger's in the closet. ...what? Did I fucking stutter?

Dad, Amy's pregnant! Coat hanger's in the closet. ...what? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad

Dad, the Arminians are attacking! Who are they? They believe in free will Release the McCracken!

Dad, the Arminians are attacking! Who are they? They believe in free will Release the McCracken!  Stare Dad

DAD DAD GET ME MW3! Go play Battlefield bad company 2 for once Why? Because it is the superior game here and better than that piece of shit game!

DAD DAD GET ME MW3!
 Go play Battlefield bad company 2 for once Why? Because it is the superior game here and better than that piece of shit game!  Stare Dad

Dad, you remember that Elise girl used to like? What about her? She's skinny now She's What?!

Dad, you remember that Elise girl used to like? What about her? She's skinny now She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! What are we going to do this weekend? We're burning down an orphanage. But won't they cry? To who? Their parents?

Dad! Dad! What are we going to do this weekend? We're burning down an orphanage. But won't they cry? To who? Their parents?  Stare Dad

Dad! The internet is down! Then entertain me. ... what? Do it.

Dad! The internet is down! Then entertain me. ... what? Do it.  Stare Dad

Dad my friend keeps talking about jerking off, how do u do it dad? I get your mom to do it, now go away. What? I really want to know!PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Fine, get the butter.

Dad my friend  keeps talking about jerking off, how do u do it dad? I get your mom to do it, now go away. What? I really want to know!PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Fine, get the butter.  Stare Dad
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