Stare Dad

Dad, there's a black man So? he took the dildo :( OH FUCK NO!

Dad, there's a black man So? he took the dildo :( OH FUCK NO!  Stare Dad

dad i just craped my self you did y..ya you baby!!!

dad i just craped my self you did y..ya you baby!!!  Stare Dad

Daddy! I have horrible constipation! Butter's in the fridge. Hunh? Did I fucking stutter?

Daddy! I have horrible constipation! Butter's in the fridge. Hunh? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad

THERE IS A TORNADO OUTSIDE! Go to my room why? You can't die a virgin!

THERE IS A TORNADO OUTSIDE! Go to my room why? You can't die a virgin!  Stare Dad

Dad there's a floater in the toilet! Pick it up Is that safe? EAT SHIT AND DIE!

Dad there's a floater in the toilet! Pick it up Is that safe? EAT SHIT AND DIE!  Stare Dad

Dad, guess which game I love to play Call of Duty? No... I play MAG What tha Fuck is MAG?

Dad, guess which game I love to play Call of Duty? No... I play MAG  What tha Fuck is MAG?  Stare Dad

Papa! Mag de tv vanavond op Sport1? Udinese- Arsenal komt ervoor! Prima..wacht wie is de commentator? Eh..Schelvis..? Not on my watch

Papa! Mag de tv vanavond op Sport1? Udinese- Arsenal komt ervoor! Prima..wacht wie is de commentator? Eh..Schelvis..? Not on my watch  Stare Dad

Dad, my eyebrows are growing together! How so? Well, like... THIS!?!?

Dad, my eyebrows are growing together! How so? Well, like... THIS!?!?  Stare Dad

Dad, they want flakes How many flakes? All of them TIME FOR SEPPUKU!!!

Dad, they want flakes How many flakes? All of them TIME FOR SEPPUKU!!!  Stare Dad

DAD, WHERE'S MOM!! In the kitchen. She's not there. Mother Of God

DAD, WHERE'S MOM!! In the kitchen. She's not there. Mother Of God  Stare Dad
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