Stare Dad

Oh shit, we are gonna fail GMM!! It's ok, we have a plot. I lost it on a plane... You're fucking dead.

Oh shit, we are gonna fail GMM!! It's ok, we have a plot. I lost it on a plane... You're fucking dead.  Stare Dad

dad! can i have a wear a dress today? NO but you let my other sister SHUT UP JUSTIN

dad! can i have a wear a dress today? NO  but you let my other sister SHUT UP JUSTIN  Stare Dad

Dad where's grandma? On my Dick what? Rack City Bitch

Dad where's grandma? On my Dick what? Rack City Bitch  Stare Dad

I just had sex How was it Perfect my butthole kinda hurts though Get out of my sight!!!

I just had sex How was it Perfect  my butthole kinda hurts though Get out of my sight!!!  Stare Dad

DEVELOPERS! SOMETHING IS WRONG! Jira ticket or GTFO ... JIRA TICKET. OR. GTFO.

DEVELOPERS! 
SOMETHING IS WRONG! Jira ticket or GTFO ... JIRA TICKET.
OR.
GTFO.  Stare Dad

President Madagascar! What is it? Someone sneezed . . . Shut down the shipyard!

President Madagascar! What is it? Someone sneezed . . . Shut down the shipyard!  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom broke my Xbox! No she didn't. Then who did? THE RED RING OF DEATH

Dad, Mom broke my Xbox! No she didn't. Then who did? THE RED RING OF DEATH  Stare Dad

Dad! Where do babies come from!? In a couple years we will talk. I pooped one out... I think its about time we had the talk

Dad! Where do babies come from!? In a couple years we will talk. I pooped one out... I think its about time we had the talk  Stare Dad

Dad, I just got my first boner!! cut it off... surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Dad, I just got my first boner!! cut it off... surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.  Stare Dad

There's a spider inside my anus! I know. He's my best friend. Your.. best friend? MY BEST FRIEND.

There's a spider inside my anus! I know.  He's my best friend. Your.. best friend? MY BEST FRIEND.  Stare Dad
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