Stare Dad

SSgt! The A.N.A are malingering. Show them Black Hawk Down. They hate that film. Kill them all.

SSgt! The A.N.A are malingering. Show them Black Hawk Down. They hate that film. Kill them all.  Stare Dad

Ninja have broken into the house! Sure they have. They're drinking your beer. Grab my sword.

Ninja have broken into the house! Sure they have. They're drinking your beer. Grab my sword.  Stare Dad

Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant Tell your mother to get a coat hanger what? were having this baby right now

Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant Tell your mother to get a coat hanger what? were having this baby right now  Stare Dad

Dad! My shrooms aren't in my hiding spot! We have bigger problems to worry about. What? This book is full of spiders!

Dad! My shrooms aren't in my hiding spot! We have bigger problems to worry about. What? This book is full of spiders!  Stare Dad

Dad, Mcbomajs trolling me with NunuBot voice! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, Mcbomajs trolling me with NunuBot voice! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Finalssss???! Augustana! Valentine??! Oh yeah! let's "DO HISTORY"

Finalssss???! Augustana! Valentine??! Oh yeah! let's

Dad, I hate suppositories, they hurt!! Is for your good son Really? THOSE WILL PREPARE YOU

Dad, I hate suppositories, they hurt!! Is for your good son Really? THOSE WILL PREPARE YOU  Stare Dad

Dad, my teacher raped me in the school bathroom!! Pics or it didn't happen. what? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Dad, my teacher raped me in the school bathroom!! Pics or it didn't happen. what? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN  Stare Dad

Dad I just got my first blowjob! How was it? Tasted funny Get out.

Dad I just got my first blowjob! How was it? Tasted funny Get out.  Stare Dad

Dad, We don't have any clean dishes! Use the dishwasher. The dishwasher's not working! Hit her in the face!

Dad, We don't have any clean dishes! Use the dishwasher. The dishwasher's not working! Hit her in the face!  Stare Dad
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