Stare Dad

Dad! I'm hungry! Go ask your mother. She is not in the kitchen SHE IS WHAT?

Dad! I'm hungry! Go ask your mother. She is not in the kitchen SHE IS WHAT?  Stare Dad

Dad, Alec's girlfriend has crabs No she doesn't What do you mean she doesn't? I ate them

Dad, Alec's girlfriend has crabs No she doesn't What do you mean she doesn't? I ate them  Stare Dad

Im a barbie girl. In a barbie world? My boobs are plastic. Thats fantastic

Im a barbie girl. In a barbie world? My boobs are plastic. Thats fantastic  Stare Dad

Dad, moms missing! Did you check the kitchen? She's not there either. WHAT!

Dad, moms missing! Did you check the kitchen? She's not there either. WHAT!  Stare Dad

Dad mom didn't give me the best part of waking up! What do you mean? Folgers in my cup! That fucking bitch!

Dad mom didn't give me the best part of waking up! What do you mean? Folgers in my cup! That fucking bitch!  Stare Dad

Dad, we lost our cricket match again! So, what? It's sports night. But.. I- Go to bunker!

Dad, we lost our cricket match again! So, what? It's sports night. But.. I- Go to bunker!  Stare Dad

DAD! Spongebob jizzed on my pizza! so you gonna eat it? Wha- no i... Bring it to me.

DAD! Spongebob jizzed on my pizza! so you gonna eat it? Wha- no i... Bring it to me.  Stare Dad

Dad, I lost a meme war! To a guy from where? Canada... You're not my son!

Dad, I lost a meme war! To a guy from where? Canada... You're not my son!  Stare Dad

I played Skyrim today! What happened? I took an arrow to the knee! Good job, son. You're a man now.

I played Skyrim today! What happened? I took an arrow to the knee! Good job, son. You're a man now.  Stare Dad

Jake.. there's a massive wasp on my pillow Just throw it out the window ..it's 2 inches long Man up Kris!

Jake.. there's a massive wasp on my pillow Just throw it out the window ..it's 2 inches long Man up Kris!  Stare Dad
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