Stare Dad

Dad, is it true women have two brain cells more than cows? Yes. It's evolution. Why? So they don't s#*t on the floor while doing dishes.

Dad, is it true women have two brain cells more than cows? Yes.  It's evolution.  Why? So they don't s#*t on the floor while doing dishes.   Stare Dad

Dad, I saw a Maserati on campus today! Careful for those asian drivers A white guy was driving Mother of God...

Dad, I saw a Maserati on campus today! Careful for those asian drivers  A white guy was driving Mother of God...  Stare Dad

Dad, can i ask you a question? You just did. Can i ask another? YOU JUST DID.

Dad, can i ask you a question? You just did. Can i ask another? YOU JUST DID.  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't find my wonder woman comics! *fap* *fap* *fap* Dad? GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

Dad, I can't find my wonder woman comics! *fap* *fap* *fap*  Dad? GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!  Stare Dad

I stole from Sly Cooper in Soviet Russia! ... But we're in America... NAIL DOWN EVERYTHING.

I stole from Sly Cooper in Soviet Russia! ... But we're in America... NAIL
DOWN
EVERYTHING.  Stare Dad

Dad I forgot my minecraft password! We bigger problems yeah? :'( THERE IS a creeper in the kitchen

Dad I forgot my minecraft password! We bigger problems yeah? :'( THERE IS a creeper in the kitchen   Stare Dad

Dad! Mom is out of the kitchen again! She can't go to far dont worry Hm? Cuz of the chain she has wrapped around her ankles.

Dad! Mom is out of the kitchen again! She can't go to far dont worry Hm? Cuz of the chain she has wrapped around her ankles.  Stare Dad

Daddy APL the Fifa World Championships are starting! Is it a ten year old game with a dead competitive scene? Not really... Get the fuck out.

Daddy APL the Fifa World Championships are starting! Is it a ten year old game with a dead competitive scene? Not really... Get the fuck out.   Stare Dad

Dad, I got downvoted for my 9gag post! Post about? I reposted You What?!

Dad, I got downvoted for my 9gag post! Post about? I reposted You What?!  Stare Dad

Dad I just had my first blowjob Why should I care? I still can't get the bad taste out of my mouth... Fucking figures...

Dad I just had my first blowjob  Why should I care? I still can't get the bad taste out of my mouth... Fucking figures...  Stare Dad
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