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Dad! There's a bomb strapped to my chest. Whatever you do, don't move. But I really gotta pee... DONT... M-O-V-E.

Dad! There's a bomb strapped to my chest. Whatever you do, don't move. But I really gotta pee... DONT... M-O-V-E. Stare Dad
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We have a ghost!!! No. But the maid said we do. ...WE HAVE NO MAID!

We have a ghost!!! No. But the maid said we do. ...WE HAVE NO MAID! Stare Dad
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I feel like a plastic bag! Drifting through the wind? Wanting to start again! But baby...YOURE A FIREWORK.

I feel like a plastic bag! Drifting through the wind? Wanting to start again! But baby...YOURE A FIREWORK. Stare Dad
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Dad, I accidentally raped the teacher Where was she when it happened? not in a kitchen Then she had it coming!

Dad, I accidentally raped the teacher Where was she when it happened? not in a kitchen Then she had it coming! Stare Dad
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Dad, i'm not virgin anymore What's her name? his* Wait What?!

Dad, i'm not virgin anymore What's her name? his* Wait What?! Stare Dad
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I LIKE TWILIGHT! Go shoot yourself. ...what? DID I STUTTER, BOY?

I LIKE TWILIGHT! Go shoot yourself. ...what? DID I STUTTER, BOY? Stare Dad
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Dad! I opened the door! Get on the floor. what? Everybody walk the Dinosaur.

Dad! I opened the door! Get on the floor. what? Everybody walk the Dinosaur. Stare Dad
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Dad, I want to join Math Club What club? ...Math.. Club? MATH CLUB?!

Dad, I want to join Math Club What club? ...Math.. Club? MATH CLUB?! Stare Dad
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Its my money and I want it now! Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW??? 877-CASH-NOW

Its my money and I want it now! Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW??? 877-CASH-NOW Stare Dad
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Dad, Kitty knocked your last beer down What's that?... Kitty knocked your last beer down... I FUCKING HEARD YOU

Dad, Kitty knocked your last beer down What's that?... Kitty knocked your last beer down... I FUCKING HEARD YOU Stare Dad
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