Stare Dad

I feel like a plastic bag! Drifting through the wind? Wanting to start again! But baby...YOURE A FIREWORK.

I feel like a plastic bag! Drifting through the wind? Wanting to start again! But baby...YOURE A FIREWORK.  Stare Dad

Dad, I accidentally raped the teacher Where was she when it happened? not in a kitchen Then she had it coming!

Dad, I accidentally raped the teacher
 Where was she when it happened? not in a kitchen Then she had it coming!  Stare Dad

Dad, I got 50% on my chemistry exam. It's OK. Don't worry about it. It was marked by the male teacher. You are grounded

Dad, I got 50% on my chemistry exam. It's OK. Don't worry about it. It was marked by the male teacher. You are grounded  Stare Dad

Dad, the new President has been elected! Another four years of Obama. Actually, Santorum won. Bring me my sniper.

Dad, the new President has been elected! Another four years of Obama. Actually, Santorum won. Bring me my sniper.  Stare Dad

We have a ghost!!! No. But the maid said we do. ...WE HAVE NO MAID!

We have a ghost!!! No. But the maid said we do. ...WE HAVE NO MAID!  Stare Dad

Dad, i'm not virgin anymore What's her name? his* Wait What?!

Dad, i'm not virgin anymore What's her name? his* Wait What?!  Stare Dad

'Tay, gusto ko maligo! Gabi na bakit ka maliligo? 'Yung crush ko po nandyan. PUTA?!

'Tay, gusto ko maligo! Gabi na bakit ka maliligo? 'Yung crush ko po nandyan. PUTA?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to join Math Club What club? ...Math.. Club? MATH CLUB?!

Dad, I want to join Math Club What club? ...Math.. Club? MATH CLUB?!  Stare Dad

DAD! I am having an erection that is lasting longer than 3 hours *fap fap fap* DONE! you suck... YOU JELLY?!

DAD! I am having an erection that is lasting longer than 3 hours *fap fap fap* DONE! you suck... YOU JELLY?!  Stare Dad

Its my money and I want it now! Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW??? 877-CASH-NOW

Its my money and I want it now! Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW??? 877-CASH-NOW  Stare Dad
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