Stare Dad

Dad, I got accepted into U of I! Which college? Engineering... Good job son.

Dad, I got accepted into U of I! Which college? Engineering... Good job son.  Stare Dad

Dad- shut the fuck up kid,you're a dick. but dad there's some white stuff on the floor. THAT'S MY ASS.

Dad- shut the fuck up kid,you're a dick. but dad there's some white stuff on the floor. THAT'S MY ASS.  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to play Black Mesa! Go ahead, it's about time It's not out yet It's What?!

Dad, I want to play Black Mesa! Go ahead, it's about time It's not out yet It's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, Im playing Mahler I! And? Too much low brass There's no such thing as too much low brass

Dad, Im playing Mahler I! And? Too much low brass There's no such thing as too much low brass  Stare Dad

Dad, what's a me-me? What did you just say? me-me? IT'S CALLED A FUCKING MEME.

Dad, what's a me-me? What did you just say? me-me? IT'S CALLED A FUCKING MEME.  Stare Dad

I fucked a man! Your following my steps? Wait .... What? That's RIGHT! Boom Baby!

I fucked a man! Your following my steps? Wait .... What? That's RIGHT! Boom Baby!  Stare Dad

DAD I lost my virginity today thats amazing yea i didnt know it would hurt so bad was he gentle

DAD I lost my virginity today thats amazing  yea i didnt know it would hurt so bad  was he gentle   Stare Dad

Dad! I got my first blowjob! How was it? Tastes bad. We need to talk.

Dad! I got my first blowjob! How was it? Tastes bad. We need to talk.  Stare Dad

Dad, I have a quesion. What might it be, my precious boy? What is a Skyrim? GO GET THE BELT!

Dad, I have a quesion. What might it be, my precious boy? What is a Skyrim? GO GET THE BELT!  Stare Dad

Dad i gots something to tell you... What is it son? I got my girlfriend pregnant. Conception.

Dad i gots something to tell you... What is it son? I got my girlfriend pregnant. Conception.  Stare Dad
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