Stare Dad

I just shit a gold nugget come again gold nugget Sweet Jesus $ $

I just shit a gold nugget come again gold nugget Sweet Jesus $ $  Stare Dad

trevor fucked me behind reimert where are your flip flops I left them! GET THEM BACK

trevor fucked me behind reimert where are your flip flops I left them! GET THEM BACK  Stare Dad

Dad my nuts hurt a lot leave me alone son sniff Maybe not...

Dad my nuts hurt a lot leave me alone son sniff Maybe not...  Stare Dad

Boop! Boop! Boop! ........ boooooop.... MOTHER FUCKER!

Boop! Boop! Boop! ........ boooooop.... MOTHER FUCKER!  Stare Dad

Dad!I was having a nightmare! What? I felt like someone was touching me! I KNOW! It was only your brother!

Dad!I was having a nightmare! What? I felt like someone was touching me! I KNOW! It was only your brother!  Stare Dad

Dad! Team Fortress 2 is F2P!!!! How Bad is it? Theres... 10 Spies Good Lord

Dad! Team Fortress 2 is F2P!!!! How Bad is it? Theres... 10 Spies  Good Lord  Stare Dad

Dad the orphanage burned down! Little bastards deserved it What? Their parents didn't love them, why should I?

Dad the orphanage burned down! Little bastards deserved it What? Their parents didn't love them, why should I?  Stare Dad

Dad, I cut my balls shaving! So don't shave your balls. Then who'd play with them? Ask me again, but ask me nicely.

Dad, I cut my balls shaving! So don't shave your balls. Then who'd play with them? Ask me again, but ask me nicely.  Stare Dad

Dad the movers I hired didn't show up to the house! Give them a 0 out of 10 on HomeStars They're not on HomeStars THEY'RE WHAT?!?

Dad the movers I hired didn't show up to the house! Give them a 0 out of 10 on HomeStars They're not on HomeStars THEY'RE WHAT?!?  Stare Dad

Dad, you stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Who me? Couldn't be. Then who? Aliens!

Dad, you stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Who me? Couldn't be. Then who? Aliens!  Stare Dad
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