Stare Dad

Dad, I got beat up at school today was it joey yea...how did you know Because the cake is a lie

Dad, I got beat up at school today  was it joey yea...how did you know  Because the cake is a lie  Stare Dad

Dad I just jacked off! Clean it up. With what? Your sister's teddy bear!

Dad I just jacked off! Clean it up. With what? Your sister's teddy bear!  Stare Dad

Dad, Charlie Sheen raped me!! impossible... ... you're still alive...

Dad, Charlie Sheen raped me!! impossible... ... you're still alive...   Stare Dad

Dad, I'm lookin for incest!! Tell your sister. She's not here. well use me, vienna vernose.

Dad, I'm lookin for incest!! Tell your sister. She's not here. well use me, vienna vernose.  Stare Dad

TA DA!!!!!!!!!!!! Ta Da what? ... I'm Virginia!

TA DA!!!!!!!!!!!! Ta Da what? ... I'm Virginia!   Stare Dad

Dad, wheres mom? In the closet why? Because thats where brooms belong

Dad, wheres mom? In the closet why? Because thats where brooms belong  Stare Dad

Dad, I was just talking to Both and he said he knows you? BOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTHHHHHHH????? Yeah, Both my NUTS

Dad, I was just talking to Both and he said he knows you? BOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTHHHHHHH????? Yeah, Both my NUTS  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom fell down the stairs!!! Finish the job son. What? Finish the job.

Dad! Mom fell down the stairs!!! Finish the job son. What? Finish the job.  Stare Dad

Dad I need a new deck! you have Dino Rabbit but i lost to empty jar Oh MY UH-GOD

Dad I need a new deck! you have Dino Rabbit but i lost to empty jar Oh MY UH-GOD  Stare Dad

What is love?! Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.... NO MORE.

What is love?! Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.... NO MORE.  Stare Dad
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