Stare Dad

Dad, I found a dead body in my closet! Don't worry about it. Just leave it there. But it's scary. JUST LEAVE IT THERE.

Dad, I found a dead body in my closet! Don't worry about it. Just leave it there. But it's scary. JUST LEAVE IT THERE.  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't find my LSD. I think it's been stolen.. Son, We've got bigger problems. Oh no, What? There are dragons in the kitchen!

Dad, I can't find my LSD. I think it's been stolen.. Son, We've got bigger problems. Oh no, What? There are dragons in the kitchen!  Stare Dad

Daddy! I fell off my bike and hurt my knee! Rub some seamen on it boy...that'll do the trick. but..where do I get that? Go fuck yourself son.

Daddy! I fell off my bike and hurt my knee! Rub some seamen on it boy...that'll do the trick. but..where do I get that? Go fuck yourself son.  Stare Dad

sally took my toy ooohhh baby yeeeaaahhh dad? IM JACKING OFF GET OUT!

sally took my toy ooohhh baby yeeeaaahhh dad? IM JACKING OFF GET OUT!  Stare Dad

Dad, ice cream! settle down spaz. ice ..cream? Shut the fuck up!

Dad, ice cream! settle down spaz. ice ..cream? Shut the fuck up!  Stare Dad

Dad, Theres this crazy black girl at the door!! Is her name Indigo? yeah? May God have mercy on our souls!!

Dad, Theres this crazy black girl at the door!! Is her name Indigo? yeah? May God have mercy on our souls!!  Stare Dad

Dad! Yes....? Can we watch a movie? Bring me, Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape

Dad!  Yes....? Can we watch a movie? Bring me, Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape  Stare Dad

My penis exploded! Go take a walk. How does that help? Keeps my boot off your trachea.

My penis exploded! Go take a walk. How does that help? Keeps my boot off your trachea.  Stare Dad

TATOOOOOOOOO TI SMETA SHO TI JA IZGREBAV KOLATA ? ne.. epa aj se muvame ? trgaj mi se pred ochi mame ti ebam pedersko

TATOOOOOOOOO TI SMETA SHO TI JA IZGREBAV KOLATA ? ne.. epa aj se muvame ? trgaj mi se pred ochi mame ti ebam pedersko  Stare Dad

773! 773! 202. ........ LUNA.

773! 773! 202. ........ LUNA.  Stare Dad
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